Why Are We Obsessed with Pedro Pascal?

You wanna know why? Do you really want to know? I’ll tell you why.

Jade Scott



So if you watch televison at all. You have seen this Mandalorian, Joelian, SNLesque, Game of Thronsian type wonderful man on your television screen. And he has taken us by storm. I find that when I watch video clips of him on Tik Tok I am filled with a deep passion and unknowable peace that is uncanny. I am not alone in this deep tumblr-like obsession. My fyp (for you page) on these spaces is filled with his image feeding me after a long day. His smile melts the ice from my heart. His eyes break down the deep scars that 9 to 5 work burrow into my soul. And his charm is just everything. Everything.

So why are we obsessed? Why do we cling to this Narcosian father figure?

  1. We got daddy issues.

I’m gonna be honest. This is the number one reason, and we need to be honest with ourselves about why we are calling this man daddy and father and why we are longing for his embrace. Think about it. Are your dreams about this man rooted in a sexual nature? Or do you want to frolic with him in a field? Do you want him to take you out on a date or do you want him to show up to your dance recital? Do you want him to whisper sweet nothings in your ear? Or do you want him to tell you that he’s proud of you and…